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Scouser for life.
Fave music: Linkin Park, Skillet, TFK, Owl City, RAA, Hillsong, RED, Pillar, TFK, OneRepublic
i'm back.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008//3:20 PM
title says it. Back from a holiday to Australia, where it's Schoolie week now in Gold Coast. Basically school leavers get drunk, party and make a crapload of noise.
Psychopathic kids+Thunderstorm+Haxspeed sand tobboganing=A whole lot of crazy fun. And I bought a new pair of Billabong slippers+Dunlop shoes. ANDANDAND an iPod Nano. Which I have to share with my brother. D:
Ack. I reached home at about 6.30 this morning. Used the com till 10 and slept until 2.
I will not bother posting about the holiday itself as this would take up too much time. maybe tomorrow.
G'day.
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Another meme.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008//12:47 AM
1. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
Vertigo-U2
I HAVE VERTIGOOOOOO!
2. WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
The Happy Happy Birthday Song-Arrogant Worms
I'll...live to celebrate my birthdays at least.
3. HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
Valentine's Day-Linkin Park
AS SOME EMO KIA? nah.
4. WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Holiday-Boys Like Girls
On a holiday?
5. WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
Worship Medley: I Worship You, Almighty God / Joy of My Desire-Maurice Sklar and The National Philharmonic Orchestra of London
erm. might be.
6. WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
Cleveland Park-Wolfstone
I went to Cleveland Park? And I didn't even know XD
7. WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race-Fall Out Boy
It was an arms race? Probably because everyone was arm-wrestling in class.
8. HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
You're Pitiful-"Weird Al" Yankovic
By looking down on others XD
9. WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
We Are The Beaver-Arrogant Worms
THEY'RE ALL BEAVERS XD
10. WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
Colors Of The Heart-UVERworld
I'll do some painting.
11. TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
Clocks-Coldplay
Old like clocks.
12. HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
Broken Man-Boys Like Girls
It pretty much sucks.
13. WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bad Grammar-James At War
OMG! NEHVER! I'll kill them.
14. HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
Five Minutes To Midnight-Boys Like Girls
wts. I'm a late sleeper.
15. WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Fly Away-FIR
I think I'll just fly away from this question...
16. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
One Way-Hillsong
There's only one way to find out!
17. DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
Medley: All I Need Is You/You Are My World-Hillsong
Nope.
18. HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
Rise To Glory-E.S. Posthumus ft. DJ Quik And Bizarre
By rising to glory!
19. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
X-Ecutioner Style-Linkin Park
wts. isn't this the same answer i got for the LAST meme?
20. WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
El Shaddai-Maurice Sklar and The National Philharmonic Orchestra of London
If God allows it.
21. WHAT SONG WOULD YOU STRIP TO?
Chariot-Gavin DeGraw
No, not really. I wouldn't want to strip on a chariot.
22. IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Session-Linkin Park
I would have a nice session with the police.
23. WHAT DOES YOUR MUM THINK OF YOU?
Du The Dudek-Trophy Boyz
I LOVE TO DU THE DUDEK! XD
24. WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
Hit The Floor-Linkin Park
I like to sleep on the floor.
25. WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
I Believe In A Thing Called Love-The Darkness
don't think so.
26. WHAT'S YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
Dance Hall Drug-Boys Like Girls
I'm cracked up.
27. WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hum Hallelujah-Fall Out Boy
uh-huh.
Boo yah!
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Old quiz, new peeps.
//12:13 AM
The title says it all. I'm a bit bored and i have nothing to do right now. so i think i'll redo some old quiz.
01 Glen
02 Leen
03 Sarah
04 YAOYANG
05 S.E.X.
06 Cake
07 Kai Zhou
08 Yang NehNeh
09 Marvin
10 Jervan
11 Grace
12 Joshua Koh
13 Jun wei
14 Chia
15 Hykael
16 Shrey
17 Jun Yao
18 Kartik
19 Jin Fu
20 Dandan
21 Fluff
22 Ziggy
23 Long Kuan
24 Nathaniel (See)
25 Kevan
26 Antariksh
27 Dominic Leong
28 Mr Low(a.k.a. Apple Man)
29 Bean
30 Bryce
QUESTIONS:
How did you meet 10?
[Jervan] School.
What would you do if you had never met 6?
[Cake] no idea. but i would have lost a good Uno buddy XD
What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
[Daniel and Hykael] AHAHAHAHA laugh at them i suppose
If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
[Cake and Chia] Yong would kill me if I said this but it would be cake. I mean, I'm not gay!
Did you ever like 9?
[Marvin] WTS. He's a Primer. JC+guy=NEHVER CAUSE I'M NOT GAY
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
[YY] no. but i've seen him sweat.
Would 4 and 17 make a good couple?
[YY and JY] no. it would SEX and YY AHAHAHA XD
Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
[Glen and Leen] hmmm. not really sure. maybe.
Describe 8.
[Yang Qian] A cow.
Do you like 12?
[Josh Koh] Yeah. As a friend.
Tell me something about 17.
[JY] erm. he was forced to pose for a photo balancing 5 chaptehs on his body by Darius Pan XD
What's 7's favorite color?
[KZ] Green.
What would you do if 1 just confessed he/she liked you?
[Glen] wts. hell no. he likes xiaohan AHAHA.
When was the last time you talked to number 15?
[Hykael] MSN was on sunday.
How do you think 19 feels about you?
[Jin Fu] pissed at me because he's tired of being suanned incessantly.
What language does 13 speak?
[Jun Wei] English, Chinese and Jap.
Who is 2 going out with?
[Leen] No one.
What grade is 16 in?
[Shrey] Sec 1.
What is 5's favorite music?
[SEX] no idea.
Would you ever date 13?
[Jun Wei] No.
Is 11 single?
[Grace] Probably.
What is 10's last name?
[Jervan] Kou. I think.
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
[Key Choo] No.
Where does 18 live?
[Panwar] I have no idea.
What do you think about 20?
[Dandan] He's Leti's mom!
What is the best thing about 30?
[Bryce] Is there a best thing? XD
What would you like to tell 14 right now?
[Chia] I would like to tell him that I never got my sack of rice.
How did you meet 9?
[Marvin] He tekaned me during BB.
What is the best and worst thing about 2?
[Leen] Best: She's fun to chat with.
Worst: She's a bit too high.
Are you going to know 3 forever?
[Sarah] Maybe.
How long have you known 26?
[Antariksh] A year.
Who is 24?
[Nat] He's an ex-TaoNanite from 1Q who likes to hang out with Isaac Yong and is in BB.
Do you have a crush on 27?
[Dom] NO SHIT. NO.
Would you kiss 25?
[Kevan] No. But someone would XD
Have you hugged/kissed 22?
[Ziggy] I wonder if tau pok can be considered as a hug...
Would you like to hug/kiss 21?
[Fluff] No, but I'd like to pat his hair.
Is 29 your GFF?
[Bean] Good Friends, yes.
What do you hate about 23?
[Long Kuan] He's too...rigid sometimes.
What's your relationship with 28?
[Mr Low] he's my super imba form teacher.
and now, time for an excerpt from my (supremely screwed and behind schedule) novel.
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As they watched, the aliens advanced into the minefield, stepping on the hidden mines. The commandos watched as the mines flew up into the air and detonated, taking out fifty aliens. A soft cheer came from the SEALs. They waited until the aliens were three hundred metres away from them before firing on single shot, Colt M6A2 rifles to 40mm grenade launchers. The aliens fell one by one, but they kept on charging. A hundred metres later, the grenade launchers switched to white phosphorus and the rifles went on full auto, with the machine guns firing in repeated bursts. The armour-piercing bullets tore the Bloradis force to shreds, halting their advance and forcing them to retreat. The guns followed the survivors, but a few aliens managed to escape.
Glen heaved a sigh of relief. They had survived this engagement without losing a man. Without the rocks, they would have been severely mauled. LC Jenkins stood up and dusted himself.
“Okay, boys! Let’s secure that town ASAP. Jones, you and your men approach the town from the south east. Ivan, move into the town from the north. Balboa and Creed, you move in from the west. Sanders, you follow me. Understood?”
“Affirmative, LC.”
With the squad movements settled, the commandos began to move against the town proper. The SAS stormed the town, clearing out some buildings. The Delta Force squads did the same, as did the Spetznas. Glen and his squad of Thor’s Hammers moved into the buildings alongside the SEALs.
“Sir, this building is clear.” Glen reported. His reports were followed by the reports of the other team leaders.
“Commander, my section is all clear.”
“Hey boss, Balboa here. Creed and I have all our buildings clear.”
“Commander, this is Ivan Popovich. My section is almost clear except for-wait a moment."
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that's all folks. you'll have to wait till december 1st for the full novel.
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Pop Goes The Kieran
Thursday, November 13, 2008//3:48 PM
so. uhm. it's been about a week into the holidays because it's like the 13th? and my NaNoWriMo is doomed. I've just been slacking off and at the moment it seems quite hard to write 1k words a day, let alone finish the 50k. grah.
my motherboard kaputted on friday and i got a new one. yeah. 'nuff said.
yesterday was batch outing for funfair. and I ponned band. (Isaac Yong, you never saw this!) I think I got screwed for DI as well. damnit. ah well. so i went there at 9+ and met dandan. then we hoboed around for an hour or so, and we saw saman and sandra manning a stall selling (old) musical merchandise. then ___________ was there as well, although she said she would be at kallang leisurepark. after that kibs and nicolette came, and i tried to piss her off with my trusty chanter. somehow, yong and jm appeared from nowhere and tan and cake flew in as well. and everyone camped outside the ge room. and wiki showed up. AND fluff, kendrick and chia.then chingying, sarah and leen burst from the shade and hit fluff with a cat-shaped hat. and then after camping in the hall, we went to tm early. jeremy had vanished earlier. and jiji magically appeared.
when we were there: yong+chia+jm+dandan+tan+sandra teleported away to a magical location after we went for lunch. and i kept vanishing and mysteriously disappearing.
Me: (sees a bunch of people hoboing around and runs up.) HI WIKI!
Wiki: Where'd you come from? (looks blur)
yeah. then everyone went to open plaza and camped. and wiki kept stealing the ball. oh what the hell.
shoutouts to my class, for such a wonderful year. and let's hope next year will be better. No more getting the class ball confiscated would be a good start.
Aaron: Pen-spinning extraordinaire. I feel kinda sorry for you. Your soccer ball was confiscated like 7 times, and your pen 5 times. Just don't kill anyone with your hockey stick.
Yuxin: (retard). no. thanks for staying up until 4 am to whack our science project.
Xing Kai:
LIXIN grow taller! and thanks for not killing me everytime i mention that.
CQH: What can I say? Just don't spread your tissues/germs/sperm(lol TCY) around the class.
Samuel: Little cheekster. Our RE pwnzored. And the suanning was awesome.
Yirui: Be more careful with your stuff. And I really had fun taking your wallet and looking at the pictures inside XD
Eugene: Yang Neh suan! Thanks a lot for suanning Wan Qian with me! We'll do it again next year, definitely.
Si Yu: Deadfish XD i'll try to help you win inter-class soccer next year.
Zefan: ZIGGAY! you're just so fun to poke. and ty for teaching me a few of your judo moves. and helping in the tau pokking.
Jarvis: didn't get to know you very well. but i will do that next year! and thanks for being racist with me.
Pei Cun: JPC JPC you horny guy! I'll remember you as the only Chelsea fan in class and sitting down on the parade square and arguing about soccer, as well as ogling every single chio bu in sight.
Matt Lee: Another pen-spinner! You and Aaron would own the entire level . Bonkura for evar!
Zhi Jie: Manga artist! Thanks for spoofing songs and hoboing back to tampines with me. I wanna read your manga when it comes out.
Andy: Halo man! I can never forget you and your Crumpler bag.
Jun Wei: You were sitting behind me in T3, and trying to corrupt my mind! Thanks for the maths help though.
Luke: BB for life! I guess we'll have to polish boots and do push-ups together for another 3 years! And we'll still play basketball together for quite a while.
Matt Soh: Lol your gravity is inspiring and you are prosperous and abundant! I think we'll have one more year at least to try and drill sense into Glen's head. And you suan me like crap in science.
Lingtian: Yay LT! Thanks for not killing me when I called you lingerie. History rep and supreme maths genius, thanks for being racist with me as well and arguing about Obama and McCain.
Nicholas: KOK! Mangaman/Bleach fan. Thanks for all the tissue paper you provided me with.
Masa: WANKER! Lol stop kicking the ball in class please?
Adriel: Yo Adrich! I hope you read this cause I really enjoyed being sarcastic with you and taking 59 home. And thanks a lot for teaching me some French swear words, cause I think I'll find a use for them someday. We'll have a lot of fun next year, I can tell.
Jun Won: Kimchi power! You were our very own Park Ji Sung but sadly you had to go. I think we would have won the tourney if you had been playing.
Franklin: BB. Thanks for spoofing songs and suanning JPC with me but stop ponning BB kay?
Yi Fan: I never really heard you speak. NEHVER. Must speak more okay? I know you're emoing and thinking about *ahem* and probably suanning me with your insane GPA. anyway, thanks for torturing Yang Neh together with the whole gang of us.
Zi Wei: We had so much fun cracking together and starting the Orange Turban rebellion. Let's torture Yang Neh further next year.
Jie Min: Lol what can I say, apart from you suanning me this entire year? Let's keep on tormenting Glen, shall we?
Glen: Hiya Glen man. Thanks for the Halo/Transcendence tips and taking the MRT with me after school. I'll remember you as the super imba boy who suans matt soh XD
Daryl: Dwong! Thanks for letting me screw around with your phone and that crazy vid X___X And the free tech advice ;D
Wan Qian: YANG NEH NEH!!!!! You are the insane cow! And i really miss kieranizing/suanning you every single day. I think I'll do it again next year XD
Zeng Yi: erm. Didn't really know you, but I hope you enjoy your chinese novels o_O
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Song spoofs
Wednesday, November 05, 2008//12:09 AM
First up on the list: Britney. Yes. It's time to spoof. And what better song to spoof than her latest single, Womanizer.
I present, Kieranizer.
KieranizerYang Neh ahWhere you from, how's it going?You know meGotta clue what i'm doing?You can run away to all the ulu place you wantBut i know where you are, where you are, cow-boy.Look at youLactatin' more than normal cows doYang Neh, youflooded the classroom with a leakageFakin' like a good cow, but i know 'em when I see 'emI know who you are, what you are, Yang Neh.Kieranizer, kieran,Kieranizer, I'm a kieranizerOh kieranizer oh i'm a kieranizer, Yang NehI-I-I am, I-I-I am,Kieranizer, kieranizer, kieranizer (Kieranizer)Please don't try to hide, I-I know just, just where you are-are-are Please don't try to lie, I-I know just, just what you are-are-are(*Wanqian sings the next verse)You got me running',You're irritating There's no escaping, You kieranizer Please don't try to hide,
I-I know just, just where you are-are-are
Please don't try to lie,
I-I know just, just what you are-are-are(*)I say I'm crazy, You drove me crazyYou're nothing but a kieranizerYang wan qian, you got the look of desperation Too bad for you, You just can't escape kieranization I guess when you get a bit too crazy, Makes it hard, it could be easy Who I am, that's just who I am, Yang Neh.Treasurer, Must try to con me, you're a sucker To think that I, Would be a victim not the last one Say it, run it how you wanna But no way, I'm never stopping chasing you, or give you cash Yang Neh. Kieranizer, kieran,
Kieranizer, I'm a kieranizer
Oh kieranizer oh i'm a kieranizer, Yang Neh
I-I-I am, I-I-I am,
Kieranizer, kieranizer, kieranizer (Kieranizer)Please don't try to hide,
I-I know just, just where you are-are-are
Please don't try to lie,
I-I know just, just what you are-are-are
(*)You got me running',
You're irritating
There's no escaping,
You kieranizer
Please don't try to hide, I-I know just, just where you are-are-are Please don't try to lie, I-I know just, just what you are-are-are
(*)I say I'm crazy,
You drove me crazy
You're nothing but a kieranizerMaybe if you didn't have such huge moobs, yeah (Kieranizer, kieranizer, kieranizer, kieranizer) It would be all good, And maybe I could stop twisting But I can't, 'cause you do, I'm a... Kieranizer, kieran,Kieranizer, I'm a kieranizerOh kieranizer oh i'm a kieranizer, Yang NehI-I-I am, I-I-I am,Kieranizer, kieranizer, kieranizer (Kieranizer)
Please don't try to hide,I-I know just, just where you are-are-are Please don't try to lie, I-I know just, just what you are-are-are (*)You got me running',You're irritating There's no escaping, You kieranizer Please don't try to hide,
I-I know just, just where you are-are-are
Please don't try to lie,
I-I know just, just what you are-are-are (*)I say I'm crazy, You drove me crazyYou're nothing but a kieranizerPlease don't try to hide,
I-I know just, just where you are-are-are
Please don't try to lie,
I-I know just, just what you are-are-are Kieranizer, kieran,
Kieranizer, I'm a kieranizer
Oh kieranizer oh i'm a kieranizer, Yang Neh.This song is dedicated to the speshul classmate we know as Yang neh The Cow/Corrupted Treasurer. it details my adventures in hunting him round the Junior Block and kieranizing him. If you want to know what that means, ask him. Or MSN me.
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50K Or Bust
Monday, November 03, 2008//11:25 PM
oy vey. today's the 3rd of november(if you hadn't realised.)
If you haven't been living in a cow's udders all this while (Hint: suan), you would have at least heard about the US presidential elections. That got me thinking:
If Obama becomes the next President, are they going to rename the White House the "Black House"? It makes a bit of sense. Every President of the USA has been white. And it DOES fit in with the Obama campaign. Imagine this: "On your right, you can see the Black House, home of the President of the United States of America. Originally known as the White House, the name was changed in 2008 to reflect the changes made by the new President. It's not visible at night, so tours of the area are only available during the day. During Halloween parties, the President will walk around with a large smile, frightening many people with the seemingly floating row of white teeth."
Freaky, huh? BUT that ain't gonna happen. NEHVER. Okay. today was interclass soccer finals, and alexander was on FIRE. he was saving shots left right centre, but in reality it was a huge team effort from 1I. They won. Yes. they did.
After the match was some portfolio presentation thing. then shan zhi was like, "My form teacher, Mr TYM, inspired and encouraged me to sign up for prefectorial board." The whole LT was laughing like crazy. then aruna johnson got pissed and shouted. whe she should have just crushed everyone.
bleh. feeling damn bored right now. tomorrow is the last day of school and Im trying to reach at least 5000 words by the end of today.
so bored.
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MATT SOH LOOKS GAY!
he does. REALLY. X_X. listening to LTE right now. prog rock is just so much fun.
Typetime!
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