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Monday, December 22, 2008//10:30 PM
right. erm. so uyesterday my church had this christmas service thingy. and they gave the star clappers. and showed us a "kids band" instrument-synching to a tune. the sermon was quite meaningful i feel.
"What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" Matthew 16:25-27
It's true. I mean, even if you're the richest guy on the planet, and you have everything you want, at the end of it all, you still feel kind of empty. Doesn't it happen to you?
"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless." Ecclesiastes 1:2
This was written by King Solomon, of legendary wisdom and wealth. In his time, he was arguably the richest man in the world. He had 1000 wives and 12000 horses. He received 666 talents of gold each year, which in modern day terms would be worth $532.8 million. His wisdom was legendary and news of it spread far and wide. Wisdom, wealth, women: he had it all. However, he realised that it was all just an empty shell.
I'll elaborate more on this topic on some other date.
Anyway, after the service, I was at the bus interchange, and I heard two kids behind me discoursing over the topic of "birds." There was this little girl, right, and then she was talking to her brother like "which is more important? my life or your bird?" then he was like "my bird lah!" And the girl started whining to her mom, who didn't seem to care. The brother was going "you don't even know what bird means!" Then hius sister was going "I do!!!!" The brother had only this to say, "Kookoobird lah!" (For those of you who have no idea what that means, it means PENIS.) I was horribly tempted(while sniggering away like a crazed hyena) to turn around and yell "IT'S CALLED A PENIS, YOU IDIOTS. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, SO DON'T GO ALL eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee OVER ME."
on that light note, i have to vacate my seat. because my halo-crazed brother's getting itchy. AND the fact that i've been using the com for the past few hours. oh well. bye.
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